how to be an average person

brush your teeth

burn your toast

take your pills !! they make you feel normal

sleep through your alarm

lose your keys

get excited on christmas morning !!!

mix up your feelings

don’t do your homework

love

STUPIDLY

be sad when there are sad times

only cry in the shower

don’t brush your hair

smile.

notice moments

just because you got the new phone, doesn’t mean you’ll get more notifications

stop in the middle of a crowd, look around, everyone has a story, something to tell

somewhere to be

look around, that baby started walking a week ago but tomorrow they’ll be in kindergarten

love

tell people you love them,

hold hands, NOT cell phones

life is a game.

so checkmate.

– your february author